And I pray...

I believe in God,
the Hummer almighty,
creator of power and torque.
I believe in the H1 Alpha,
his only son by far..
He was conceived by the power of AM General
and born of General Motors.
He suffered under unclean petrol,
was discontinued, dead, but not forgotten.
He descended into the records.
On the third day, he rose again,
he ascended into GM and
is seated at the right hand of a V8
He will come again
to judge the petrolheads and the diesel buffs.
I believe in diesel,
the 6.6 TDi V8,
the 300 brake horse power,
the 71kgm of torque,
the 37" tires,
and life everlasting..
Amen.